If I were Ecadorian, I’d welcome my Space Jam overlords.

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never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

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How to get out of saying the “L” word by Victory Brinker


i cant wait to be a piece of shit w/ a bachelors degree




me when food is ready

u can change which way he is running with ur mind

now why would you say something like that

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are we in the clear yet? good.

Title: Nightswimming
Artist: R.E.M.
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Finally, Nigeria’s Kidnapped Schoolgirls Are Coming Home

Photo: Some of the schoolgirls Boko Haram kidnapped in mid-April. 

"On Friday, Nigeria’s government announced it had reached a deal with Boko Haram to release the approximately 200 schoolgirls held captive by the Islamist terror group since April.

The agreement, announced by the country’s defense minister, also involves a cease fire between Boko Haram and Nigeria’s military. The government expects the terror group will not back out on the deal. “Commitment among parts of Boko Haram and the military does appear to be genuine,” an official with Nigeria’s security forces told Reuters Friday. “It is worth taking seriously.”

Boko Haram militants abducted more than 300 schoolgirls from Chibok boarding school in northern Nigeria in mid-April, sparking a worldwide outcry and propelling the group onto to the international stage for the first time. Over fifty of the girls escaped early on. The rest have remained in captivity ever since.”

As reported by Mother Jones 

AWESOME NEWS - this has been such a nightmare to follow, it is so great to hear the girls are being released!


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#tbt to when I wanted to be a scenester. I believe this was my freshman year of high school. #nofilter to preserve all the “wannabe” glory.


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