A white boy stopped me on the street today and asked me if he could have a coupon for panda express. I knocked his phone out of his hand and kicked it against a wall.
You go girl!
Everyone’s like “Weird Al’s suddenly back” but the truth is he never left, he’s always lived on in the hearts of the faithful.
Animals you never knew existed!
1) Maned Wolf
2) Pink Fairy Armadillo
3) Patagonian Mara
4) Raccoon Dog
5) Sunda Colugo
6) Irrawaddy Dolphin
are these pokemon
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on:
*burp* Oh! Excuse me!
(Penny was really wolfing it down.)
"Lena is the type of girl where you don’t know if she’s going to punch you or kiss you." - Rodelio Astudillo (photographer)